Help, I'm a fish!

Tonight I was on the way home from a wedding party I did in Merthyr when the worst thing possible happened. The police has closed the A470 due to an accident. I was kicked off at aberdare and the only two options were Ystrad Mynach or Abercynon. Quick thinking and I chose Abercynon purely cos I know I've ridden my bike that far back in my training days (wow that makes me sound old) so it couldnt be that far from home. Anyway I made it, obviously. I dont mind the valleys but I like to know my route and for a moment there I could have got way lost and at 2am in the valleys, that aint good.
It didnt matter cause I had The Doors blasting my stereo and I was in the mood for cruising anyway. I quite like my car but mary is gonna fix the passenger window when she's here (I failed) *shrug*

PS. You know you're a good DJ when u play 30 mins over and get 50 quid extra =) It was cheese central so that was easy. I really should start charging for the glowsticks.
Southparks is on, I gotta go.